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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Something You Should Know About DJ Genocyde:

DJ Genocyde once said the F-Word on air far too many times during one broadcast. There were no survivors.

DJ Genocyde brutally carved up people with chainsaws from the comforts of his studio by playing the chainsaw sound effect.

DJ Genocyde actually killed his former station manager. When questioned by police, DJ Genocyde fully admitted the assassination adding, "Just what do YOU think YOU'RE going to do about it?!" All charges were dropped. The two interrogators are still catatonic.

DJ Genocyde once picked a fight with The Undertaker. As The Undertaker attempted intimidation by rolling his eyes in the back of his head and looking menacing, DJ Genocyde shot the F-word at him. Funeral services for The Undertaker are still pending.

Rick James made the mistake of picking up on DJ Genocyde's lady. In a bold move of balls, DJ Genocyde blocked Rick James and said "I'M DJ GENOCYDE, BITCH!" Rick James' actual cause of death was Fuck You Cannon Related.

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