A Roadmap Of Impyrial Conquest

Please, Allow me, Your Lord And Emporer, To Show You Just How I Took Your Cities, The Internet...and all of Howard Stern's Popularity.

Forgot About This Prog Didn't You. Oh But It's Outdated...But It Still Works


The Outdated Programming's Bugs Were Easy To Work Out With This


Bill Gates Doesn't Know His Account Is Slowly Being Drained Yet...


All Your Systems Are Belong To Me!


And Now....MY EMPYRE!!!

It Was Just This Easy. One Computer, One Outdated Program And A Co-Host Who Won't Quit Giving Me SHIT, One Man, One Inflatable Ego, One Empyre!